Wednesday, January 28, 2009

In Your Wildest Dreams

I so do enjoy watching the occasional train wreck that is disguised as the bad auditions on American. Last night's show featured a contestant for the most boring 18 year-old in the world. When queried by Simon on what his wildest dreams were, the fellow dryly responded, "owning a modest house with nice marble floors" or something like that.

I admit that my 18-year old fantasies mostly revolved around getting laid (shocking) and being mega-rich so I could afford to keep the eye candy that would get me laid. I wonder if American Idol would air the descriptions, though, of the wildest of those dreams. I doubt I'll ever fulfill the making out with a complete stranger on stage in a live sex show fantasy. But you never know what will happen. After all, I never expected to ever watch porn being filmed, something which I crossed off the bucket list sometime last year.

3 Comments:

Kona said...

That cat was a strange one. I bet he winds up working for NASA.

Physics sucks.

Simon Butler said...

Well, aspiring to have marble floors is pretty adventurous. They can be quite dangerous when wet.

David said...

Kona: Physics geeks are second to math geeks in terms of nerdiness.

Simon: that's why I've stuck with the ceramic tiles for my bathroom and kitchen. Heaven forbid anything exciting ever happening in those rooms.